Fictional, satirical programs. No enrollment, pricing, or claims are real.

Programs of Great Distinction

Lavish curriculum. Modest actual content. Maximum Bombast.

Bombastic Foundations

Six imagined weeks of Cockamamie recognition, Hoogly orientation, and ceremonial use of a notebook.

  • Includes: 1 ceremonial adjective
  • Tuition: 5 Papshkies
  • Result: splendidly undefined

Advanced Foga

For those who have already identified their Moogalooga and would like it to feel more official.

  • Includes: decorative certificate
  • Tuition: a Yaba Daba Doo
  • Prerequisite: theatrical nodding

Natalia's Lecture Lab

A special gathering on explaining nothing with grace, warmth, and a well-timed hand gesture.

  • Includes: imaginary refreshments
  • Tuition: one sincere compliment
  • Led by: Natalia, symbolically
Natalia giving a Bombastic lecture

Featured: "Caress your Cockamamy or have somebody Caress it for you real good "

Natalia's celebrated Cockamamy Treatment is transformational Hoogly Mooga Yooga . Attendees leave with nothing to prove and a handsome fictional handout.

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