Moogalooga Academy

These intentionally nonsensical teachings are fictional satire-not spiritual instruction.

The Lost Teachings

Recovered from fragments, embellishment, and a very persuasive brochure.

The Moogalooga canon is a magnificent cosmic doctrine, dressed in the reassuring language of ancient authority.

Five Cockamamies

  1. The Over-Explainer
  2. The Premature Guru
  3. The Polished Confusion
  4. The Sincere Brochure
  5. The Roaming Goat

Seven Realities

Reality One: Know yourself. Reality Two: Know your Moogalooga. Reality Three: If confused, consult the Cockamamies. Reality Four: If they disagree, consult the Hoogly. The remaining three are exquisitely confidential.

Yaba Daba Doo Ethics

Be kind. Share biscuits. Avoid charging vast sums for a secret whose principal content is "take a breath."

Rosconian Meditation

Sit comfortably, notice the mind producing grand announcements, and allow them to pass without promoting them to High Bombastic Teacher. That is the entire technique; everything else is gold leaf.