"Before Moogalooga, I was merely existing. Now I can enter a room without knowing why I am there."
- Dr. Penelope W. Harglebottom, Fictional Certified Hoogly Practitioner
"The Five Cockamamies changed my life. I used to make decisions based on reason. I am much happier now."
- Claudia M. Frunzina, Imaginary Bombastic Life Coach
"I came seeking enlightenment. I received Yaba Daba Doo."
- Alexander J. Shmendrick, made-up Senior Disciple
Before Moogalooga
Confused ? Blocked ? Lacking Bombast
After Moogalooga
Radiant ? Centered ? Mildly Cockamamied