The Palace of Gentle Certainty
Three quiet imaginary days of mist, tea, and a workshop called "Your Authentic Decorative Bowl."
We have spared no expense in selecting locations that look marvelous in a brochure and are impossible to reserve.
Hoogly by Moonlight
A twilight encounter with one's inner Roaming Hoogly, followed by a snack and an elegantly vague debrief.
Rosconian Stillness Weekend
Practice saying less while the brochure says considerably more. No travel is required because this is a joke.
Our refreshingly clear fine print
No retreat is being sold. No transformation is promised. If your inner Bombast needs attention, a walk, a friend, or a qualified professional may be more useful than a guru's package.